*dies laughing*

[orbitalfrequency]

An email from D.,(yes, that D.) on the subject of a girl we both like:

by the way you still have a better shot with [her] than me so no need to hurt me any time soon.

Thanks, hon. I already knew that. You're male, remember? Look through her music collection. This does not take a genius. And, by the by, I like hurting you. It's fun. It keeps you from getting too cocky.

Just 'cause you got somewhere with me does not make you amazing. It means I was bored and out of options. Love you anyway, but remember that.

I bet he tried to call her Boo-boo Kitty Fuck. . .it's the kind of thing he does.

Comments

[bcn-are-krieg.livejournal.com]

Dude, I completely thought you were talking about the magic man, and then I realized what was going on.

But getting an email from the magic man would rock.

[farceur-rouge.livejournal.com]

Oh honey. D. will always mean D. If I got anything ever from the magic man it would say magic man, and probably launch into descriptions of his magic.