*dies laughing*

[orbitalfrequency]

An email from D.,(yes, that D.) on the subject of a girl we both like:

by the way you still have a better shot with [her] than me so no need to hurt me any time soon.

Thanks, hon. I already knew that. You're male, remember? Look through her music collection. This does not take a genius. And, by the by, I like hurting you. It's fun. It keeps you from getting too cocky.

Just 'cause you got somewhere with me does not make you amazing. It means I was bored and out of options. Love you anyway, but remember that.

I bet he tried to call her Boo-boo Kitty Fuck. . .it's the kind of thing he does.

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[bcn-are-krieg.livejournal.com]

Dude, I completely thought you were talking about the magic man, and then I realized what was going on.

But getting an email from the magic man would rock.

[farceur-rouge.livejournal.com]

Oh honey. D. will always mean D. If I got anything ever from the magic man it would say magic man, and probably launch into descriptions of his magic.

[(Anonymous)]

...whas this now about music collections being some obvious signal about sexuality? I'm guessing it has something to do with the gender distribution of the members of the music collection (or something).

wow. "boo-boo kitty fuck" ...ummmmm....

love and hugs and such,
e_4

[farceur-rouge.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey. She made me a mix for the summer that had 2 songs by non-lesbian artists. Out of, like, 22 songs. And it's fairly representative of her taste.

Also, the nickname is from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. He would mean it semi-ironically, but he'd still say it. He's Like that.

Love and kisses,
Me