*dies laughing*

[orbitalfrequency]

An email from D.,(yes, that D.) on the subject of a girl we both like:

by the way you still have a better shot with [her] than me so no need to hurt me any time soon.

Thanks, hon. I already knew that. You're male, remember? Look through her music collection. This does not take a genius. And, by the by, I like hurting you. It's fun. It keeps you from getting too cocky.

Just 'cause you got somewhere with me does not make you amazing. It means I was bored and out of options. Love you anyway, but remember that.

I bet he tried to call her Boo-boo Kitty Fuck. . .it's the kind of thing he does.

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[farceur-rouge.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey. She made me a mix for the summer that had 2 songs by non-lesbian artists. Out of, like, 22 songs. And it's fairly representative of her taste.

Also, the nickname is from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. He would mean it semi-ironically, but he'd still say it. He's Like that.

Love and kisses,
Me