I am in a really weird mood today.

I can't even blame this on hormones. I'm blaming it on lack of ready cash and a really crappy night's sleep. I feel like a lump and am having a hard time being motivated. So, if you're so inclined, tell me something interesting or engaging. It can be a funny thing that happened to you, a news story you saw, a favorite song, a rant, whatever. I'm looking for something to kick my brain into gear.