Dear entity that is giving me weird dreams:

Cease. 'Cause I have no idea what it means to dream that I'm on a date with La Fae and my ex is sending me notes on mini-chalkboards from the bar. Or that my father and grandparents and I are taking some kind of screwed up roadtrip in an RV. Or that, for the third time, Uncle Mike is putting me on public transit. Or that I'm a guy invading a college campus to surprise my girlfriend. Or counting bridges. I hate the thought that I'm counting stages/transitions/possibilities.

I mean, seriously. If I have to have weird dreams can I please have the recurring dream about Mexico where I'm being chased with the knife and then it turns out it's a movie? I've gotten used to that one. I was on a date with La Fae. Why am I having dreams about Her Dollishness?
Please go back to normal.
Love,
Jica