Talented self-injurist seeking caretaker

Holy crap. It is noon, I've hurt myself three times already today, and none of them were on purpose.
Time 1: approx. 9:55--on the way to class. Trip and fall. Scrape knee and can feel where my Achilles tendon moved the wrong way.
Time 2: approx. 11:08--leaving the fac. Repeat of above, due to tendon being really freaking L4M3R, Bang the shit out of elbow.
Time 3: five minutes ago--filling pot with hot water for pasta. Thought was being clever, holding the pot to avoid spilling it, however, scalded my forearm on the fucking faucet due to weakness of elbow--see above.

Time 3 incurred a loud stream of cursing in English. I entertain the homeless men at the soup kitchen next door to no end.

In spite of all this, I'm in a fairly good mood. Time to go finish cooking.

Note to self. . .

Do not complain to toki_usagi that I have no music. She will fix it. Majorly.
Lots of stuff I want to send maria now.