OMIGOD.

Funniest. Discovery. EVAR.
They have Jehovah's Witnesses in France. They have Jehovah's Witnesses who come around at ten o' fucking clock on a Saturday morning and testify to mohawked foreign students in pajamas. Who are trying to be polite and simultaneously translate "Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian." And who are trrying to resist the urge to put their arm around their straight friend and go "c'est ma copine". Ohmigod.

Also, Liz & Jica sont brillantes. Fuck yeah.
Quote of yesterday evening, in response to Liz's possible need for rescue from disproportionately intellegent unmanly boy:
"What am I, the rescue dyke? Instead of a Saint-Bernard you have a lesbian!"
Good times.
As our cher cher Kristen says, "Bise me!"
Off to supposedly do homework,

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Grammar homework sucks. And why is it that I can write 3/4 of a page of porn in under half an hour and cannot put down one fucking sentence about Baudelaire?
EDIT: got my phone bill. Somehow I have international phone minutes after all. Which means the disaster I was expecting turned out to be ten euros. This may well mean more phone calls. Ooooooooh it's time to call charli and colin!